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And, Alabama is good at football apparently.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/obama_vacation_0301a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama_Vacation_0301a</image:title><image:caption>The President at work on the Affordable Care Act.   It is not known whether he raked the trap after this blast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T23:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2012/07/29/the-drive-like-me-series-what-lane-should-i-be-in-at-stop-light/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-ball-tip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>small ball tip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-16T17:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2012/07/28/the-fake-queen-of-england/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/queen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queen</image:title><image:caption>One of the 2 Queens pictured above is a Fake Queen.   It's either the stoic one on the right or the one pictured with Officer Frank Drebin in happier times.   Actually, they are both fake. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kings</image:title><image:caption> At left, Richard, the 3rd Duke of York.   At right, Kind Edward IV.   What is not known is whether people of the 14th century were truly as ugly as they appeared to be or whether the artists of the day were endowed with almost no talent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/imagescaezhu3c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCAEZHU3C</image:title><image:caption>Richard, The Thrid Duke of York</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T03:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2011/01/14/did-betsy-ross-know-how-to-sew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/800px-betsy_ross_1777_cph_3g099051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Betsy_Ross_1777_cph_3g09905</image:title><image:caption>Betsy Ross captivates the Patriots and young children as she makes her final needle pulls on the first American Flag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/800px-betsy_ross_1777_cph_3g09905.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Betsy_Ross_1777_cph_3g09905</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-23T18:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2010/05/14/the-first-lady-of-my-dreams/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/felicity2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>felicity</image:title><image:caption>My wife Felicity Liebrandt. This photo was taken a few years ago. She had went off to college at Wartburg because she had a crush on another guy. And then she met me and fell in love with me. Then she went back to him. Then she went back to me. This whole saga lasted 3 seasons (err 3 semesters).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l</image:title><image:caption>These young lads were at the forefront of the witty, clever sign making industry which has recently really taken off on college campuses for football’s ESPN Gameday. The lads are getting ready for a nice warm night sleeping under their Hoover blankets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l</image:title><image:caption>These young lads were at the forefront of the witty, clever sign making industry which has recently really taken off on college campuses for football’s ESPN Gameday. The lads are getting ready for a nice warm night sleeping under their Hoover blankets. It's good that hard times are no longer Hoover-ing over us. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/martha-washington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martha washington</image:title><image:caption>The first First Lady Seductress Martha Washington.   Technically she was older than George which would make her the first Cougar to be First Lady. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hillary-grace1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillary grace</image:title><image:caption>Famous First Spouses: Grace Coolidge was clearly the ba-ba-ba-bomb. She was Washington's It Girl in the early part of the last century. Too bad husband Calvin was such a dud. Hillary Clinton dazzles us with the pantsuit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hillary-grace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillary grace</image:title><image:caption>Famous First Spouses: Grace Coolidge was clearly the ba-ba-ba-bomb. She was Washington's It Girl in the early part of the last century. Too bad husband Calvin was such a dud. Hillary Clinton dazzles us with the pantsuit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/first-ladies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first ladies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer-2004-hoover-poor-farm-l</image:title><image:caption>These young lads were at the forefront of the witty, clever sign making industry which has recently really taken off on college campuses for football’s ESPN Gameday. The lads are getting ready for a nice warm night sleeping under their Hoover blankets. It's good that hard times are no longer Hoover-ing over us. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/felicity1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>felicity</image:title><image:caption>My wife Felicity Liebrandt. This photo was taken a few years ago. She had went off to college at Wartburg because she had a crush on another guy. And then she met me and fell in love with me. Then she went back to him. Then she went back to me. This whole saga lasted 3 seasons (err 3 semesters). </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/felicity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>felicity</image:title><image:caption>My wife Felicity Liebrandt. This photo was taken a few years ago. She had went off to college at Wartburg because she had a crush on another guy. And then she met me and fell in love with me. Then she went back to him. Then she went back to me. This whole saga lasted 3 seasons (err 3 semesters). </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T15:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2010/05/10/overcoming-scotus-disease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/scotus-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scotus 1</image:title><image:caption>SCOTUS on the loose in today's headlines</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/14-hlsskating3-2251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14-hlsskating3-225</image:title><image:caption>Elena Kagan in happier times before she found out she was infected with an unsightly case of SCOTUS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/14-hlsskating3-225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14-hlsskating3-225</image:title><image:caption>Elena Kagan in happier times before she found out she was infected with an unsightly case of SCOTUS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/225px-john_jay_28gilbert_stuart_portrait291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>225px-John_Jay_%28Gilbert_Stuart_portrait%29</image:title><image:caption>John Jay in a Kodak moment long before the Court was infected with a case of SCOTUS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/225px-john_jay_28gilbert_stuart_portrait29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>225px-John_Jay_%28Gilbert_Stuart_portrait%29</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-13T00:31:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/08/18/women-can-do-anything-men-can-do-except-talk-about-tight-cutler-spirals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/486573592.jpg</image:loc><image:title>48657359</image:title><image:caption>Jay Cutler shown here with a Golden Arm - Not sure if this spiral was thrown in whisper or whoosh mode.   (A Tribune Photo)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/486573591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>48657359</image:title><image:caption>Look at that Golden Arm making whistle and hum sounds.      A Tribune Photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-12T15:08:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2010/05/09/congress-to-probe-fraudulent-use-of-microsoft%e2%80%99s-out-of-office-assistant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/us_image_map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US_image_map</image:title><image:caption>Henry Waxman is really annoying most of the time, and a little bit funny looking, too.  The map above shows areas covered by email and areas not covered by email.   If you live or vacation to one of the areas in red you can say that you have no access to email.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/070410_waxman4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Waxman</image:title><image:caption>Henry Waxman announces the investigation into the misuse of the Out of Office Assistant.  Though he is generally really annoying and difficult to look at, maybe he can make a difference on this issue. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/out-of-office.jpg</image:loc><image:title>out of office</image:title><image:caption>Some lying scumbags have used this trick to say that they don't have any access to email.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T14:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2010/05/07/taser-toting-shortstops-to-make-baseball-interesting-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jimmy-rollins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimmy rollins</image:title><image:caption>It's a shame that Phillies Shortstop Jimmy Rollins has to get so much dirt on his uniform.  Now that he can carry a Taser he will likely let this sharply hit grounder through to the outfield. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/taser-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taser Boy</image:title><image:caption>While his form is not bad.   It is not good for the game of baseball to have all the Tasing done by unathletic looking security guards like this guy at Philadelphia's Citzen Bank Park.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T22:01:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/03/welcome-small-ball-saturday-readers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/newspaper31.gif</image:loc><image:title>newspaper3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/newspaper3.gif</image:loc><image:title>newspaper3</image:title><image:caption>Breaking News</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/30/small-ball-report-latest-to-pass-on-michael-vick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pj-aq683_sp_fea_g_20090729161242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PJ-AQ683_SP_FEA_G_20090729161242</image:title><image:caption>Not only a Blogger, Michael Vick was also a good athlete.  In this picture he appears to be playing for rec team in the Atlanta area</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:16:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/18/small-ball-report-fires-reporter-for-not-sneezing-into-elbow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/todd_chuck_color_web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Todd_Chuck_Color_Web</image:title><image:caption>Chuck Todd with his smug I don't have to follow the new Obama Sneeze Law look</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-08T02:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/21/wolf-blitzer-imposter-tanks-at-celebrity-jeopardy-to-settle-old-score/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/art_wolfb1_cnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>art_wolfb1_cnn</image:title><image:caption>Wolf Blitzer (left) looking way to brilliant and charming to stink so putridly at Jeopardy.   Bierbauer (right) still miffed for not getting the Situation Room gig is being questioned in the Jeopardy debacle.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:15:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/22/the-onion-withdraws-bid-for-small-ball-report-over-poor-grammar-and-its-lack-of-humor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3104_1019565304289_1679851850_40898_3057009_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3104_1019565304289_1679851850_40898_3057009_n</image:title><image:caption>Anthony Liebrandt seen here in the early days at the Small Ball Saturday update desk.   His ability to multi-task using 4 different laptops at once is legendary. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mohwescreampic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mohwescreampic2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/11/20/if-i-were-king-part-ii-travelers-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/frank-buckles2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank-buckles</image:title><image:caption>A giddy Frank Buckles after being told that as the last living survivor of the First World War he gets an automatic preboard all my kingdom's flights.   ...Okay vets of WWII and other wars may also preboard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/frank-buckles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank-buckles</image:title><image:caption>A giddy Frank Buckles pictured here as he is getting the news that as the last living survivor of the First World War he may now preboard all of my Kingdoms flights.     ...Okay, I've also extended that same priviledge to veterans of WWII and other wars.     </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/frank-buckles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank-buckles</image:title><image:caption>Frank Buckles must be giddy with excitement that his status as last living veteran of WWI has earned him a preboard status on my kingdom's planes.  ...Okay, I'm feeling benevolent, all you other WWII vets can also pre-board.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/blake-lively-150200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blake-lively-150200</image:title><image:caption>Plaid Tights, Leather Jacket, Knee High Boots, Puffy Vest.   What are the It Girls wearing right now.   I've got to turn on my reading light to look in People magazine to find out.     Not in my Kingdom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/getty-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Getty Photo</image:title><image:caption>The lady on the left standing still will make a nice meal for some hungry sharks.    The old man on the right will need to pick up the pace or he could be eaten by my alligators.    A GETTY Photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:14:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/10/21/october-spooky-thoughts-volume-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/courtney_gains1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney_Gains</image:title><image:caption> If Malachi can throw strikes like he did in Children of the Corn, Shoeless Joe might have a tough time at the plate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/casper-friendly-ghost1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casper-Friendly-Ghost</image:title><image:caption>Casper may now marry his boyfriend in about 10 US States.   California is not one of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/casper-friendly-ghost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casper-Friendly-Ghost</image:title><image:caption>Casper may now marry his boyfriend in about 10 US States.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/courtney_gains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney_Gains</image:title><image:caption>If Malachi can throw strikes like he did in Children of the Corn, Shoeless Joe might have a tough time at the plate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lights</image:title><image:caption>Maybe this kid should clean up his room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/americangirldoll2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>americangirldoll</image:title><image:caption>Why do all the Hot Chicks have to fall for the Bad Boys?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/americangirldoll1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>americangirldoll</image:title><image:caption>Why do all the Hot Chicks fall in love with Bad Boys?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/americangirldoll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>americangirldoll</image:title><image:caption>Why do good girls so often fall in love with bad boys?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/12/16/december-merry-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/douglasonfarm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>douglasonfarm</image:title><image:caption>Little seven year old Douglas Fir had it all.   A caring family that seeded him.   Plenty of nutricious food.  Until that day he was chopped down in the prime of his life.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/grinch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grinch</image:title><image:caption>When the Grinch and Eric Holder square off in a New York quote, many of the opposition party are saying that reckless secrets could get out on Just How the Grinch stole Christmas and what it may mean to our national security.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/11/13/cnns-john-king-to-use-migrant-workforce-to-produce-news-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king</image:title><image:caption>Whenever viewers are pondering how voters in Ned Beatty's Deliverance like southern rural counties they can turn to John King.     </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-09T21:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/11/11/where-did-we-put-the-water-board-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wilkes-booth1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wilkes Booth</image:title><image:caption>If you want your name on a Tour Bus 150 years ago become an Assassin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wilkes-booth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wilkes Booth</image:title><image:caption>If you want to get your name on a Tour Bus 150 years from now become an Assassin.     </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/miss-california-carrie-prejean-lawsuitjpg-92ad0ba89ff48bf6_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-california-carrie-prejean-lawsuitjpg-92ad0ba89ff48bf6_medium</image:title><image:caption>With her $5200 breast investment all Carrie Prejean needed was a softball Hope for World Peace / Feed Hungry Kids kind of question.    Oh crap, the gay guy asked me about gay marriage.   </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/horns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horns</image:title><image:caption>Take it easy Bevo.   Don't hook me with those horns just for thinking that maybe you haven't played anybody good this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/image5424142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image5424142</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>Andy Sipowicz is in the Small Ball Report TV Character Hall of Fame.   It was great seeing his short sleeve and a tie beat downs of unsuspecting perps.   It was never good thought when the show when give one of its Tonights show will brief nudity warnings and the nudity ended up being of Andy's ass and not one of the hot girl cops that they rotated through the show.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-12T15:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/24/if-i-were-king/</loc><lastmod>2009-10-01T18:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/24/american-pie-actor-distances-himself-from-insane-look-a-like-clemson-fan-to-change-hairstyle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/18893488_w434_h_q801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18893488_w434_h_q80</image:title><image:caption>Jason Biggs above in 1999's American Pie gave the green light for young males to stop parting their hair.    Below a recent photo of Biggs with curls trying to distance himself from an insane look-a-like Clemson fan.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/18893488_w434_h_q80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>18893488_w434_h_q80</image:title><image:caption>Jason Biggs seen here in 1999's American Pie - His performance gave the green light to other young males to not use a hair part.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-01T18:37:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/08/05/moko-the-dolphin-not-who-we-thought-she-was/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mokodolphin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MokoDolphin</image:title><image:caption>Moko the one-time heroine trying to rebuild her image.   She can be kind of a pompous show-off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-13T07:56:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/29/polanski-blames-to-catch-a-predator-for-society%e2%80%99s-hardened-views%e2%80%a6-%e2%80%a6on-being-a-predator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/polanskiwd370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polanskiwd370</image:title><image:caption>Roman Polanski circa 1977 Predator look.    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15724453-15724456-slarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15724453-15724456-slarge</image:title><image:caption>Chirs Hansen of NBC Dateline's To Catch a Predator enjoying a cold margarita with a Predator.   Once they get a few minutes of footage there will 12 cops pinning this guys hands behind his back.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-01T18:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/25/grey%e2%80%99s-anatomy-extra-files-grievance-for-not-getting-voiceover-in-premier-episode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/greys1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greys</image:title><image:caption>Charles Barrett (far left in doctors coat) with his meaningful role in the Season Premier of Grey's Anatamy.    The was he struck a posed for a third of a second should have been rewarded with a voiceover line.    Maybe he could have lamented about Bus Safety.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/greys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greys</image:title><image:caption>Charles Barrett (far left in doctors coat) with his meaningful role in the Season Premier of Grey's Anatamy.    The was he struck a posed for a third of a second should have been rewarded with a voiceover line.    Maybe he could have lamented about Bus Safety.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-25T16:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/23/why-does-t-boone-pickens-hate-birds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wind20farmsx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wind%20farmsx</image:title><image:caption>Look Out!!!   Ahh a gentle breeze, I think I will flap my wings over there to cool my beak.   Kaplat!   An AP Photo.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-24T18:34:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/16/dont-blame-rufus-king-for-this-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/democrat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>democrat</image:title><image:caption>The Democrat Party Mascot:  Yesterday Barack Obama called Kanye West a “jackass”.  He was berating him for the very poor form of ransacking the delightful Taylor Swift’s recent VMA acceptance speech.    Or maybe, he was just calling West a good Democrat because the party’s moniker happens to be an apple eating donkey.   This brought Kanye West into the company of another man who was famously called a jackass, Andrew Jackson in 1824.    Jackson, however, did something modern Democrats seldom do as he deftly turned the tables, and sloganeered on how he would be jackass stubborn with the power of the veto.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/donkey-240x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donkey-240x300</image:title><image:caption>The Democrat Party Mascot:  Yesterday Barack Obama called Kanye West a “jackass”.  He was berating him for the very poor form of ransacking the delightful Taylor Swift’s recent VMA acceptance speech.    Or maybe, he was just calling West a good Democrat because the party’s moniker happens to be an apple eating donkey.   This brought Kanye West into the company of another man who was famously called a jackass, Andrew Jackson in 1824.    Jackson, however, did something modern Democrats seldom do as he deftly turned the tables, and sloganeered on how he would be jackass stubborn with the power of the veto.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1101061016_4001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1101061016_400</image:title><image:caption>The Republican Party Mascot: The GOP is represented by the Elephant, which if you have visited the Milwaukee Zoo in August you will know the Elephant is noted for dropping one of the larger piles of crap in the entire animal kingdom.   However, for all it’s proliferation, the Elephant turd pile in no way rivals the mound that Laura Dern stuck her Jurassic Park hand into.  Was I the only one who ever wondered what University taught her how to analyze dinosaur stool samples?   The fact that some republicans act like dinosaurs is either coincidental or part of their problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/1101061016_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1101061016_400</image:title><image:caption>The Republican Party Mascot: The GOP is represented by the Elephant, which if you have visited the Milwaukee Zoo in August you will know the Elephant is noted for dropping one of the larger piles of crap in the entire animal kingdom.   However, for all it’s proliferation, the Elephant turd pile in no way rivals the mound that Laura Dern stuck her Jurassic Park hand into.  Was I the only one who ever wondered what University taught her how to analyze dinosaur stool samples?   The fact that some republicans act like dinosaurs is either coincidental or part of their problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scene_at_the_signing_of_the_constitution_of_the_united_states.png</image:loc><image:title>Scene_at_the_Signing_of_the_Constitution_of_the_United_States</image:title><image:caption>Rufus King, Thomas Mifflin and other guys in Wigs that you were told about in elementary school.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-03T10:56:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/09/03/the-small-ball-report-mailbag-what-is-feminism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/marie_curie_nobel-chem1.png</image:loc><image:title>Marie_Curie_(Nobel-Chem)</image:title><image:caption>Marie Curie beaming and saying "Boo-yah, I just invented Polonium!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/marie_curie_nobel-chem.png</image:loc><image:title>Marie_Curie_(Nobel-Chem)</image:title><image:caption>Marie Curie beaming over her Radium discovery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cowboys-cheerleaders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboys-cheerleaders</image:title><image:caption>These Talented Girls are not on my Fantasy Team</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/0120jwitten1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0120jwitten</image:title><image:caption>Women are not as good at Tight End as Jason Witten.   He's on my Fantasy Team.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/0120jwitten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0120jwitten</image:title><image:caption>This guy is the Tight End on My Fantasy Team.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-09-03T23:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/08/12/my-hometown-part-iv-%e2%80%93-donnie-clamwood-aka-clammers-a-millers-hill-wipeout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blue-angel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Angel</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Angel.   This girl will scare you - With or Without A Right Arm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blueangel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueangel</image:title><image:caption>This girl scares me.  With or without her right arm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blueangel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueangel</image:title><image:caption>This girl scares me, with or without her right arm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/6410_1085386654800_1230395544_30221996_5739916_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6410_1085386654800_1230395544_30221996_5739916_n</image:title><image:caption>An Unconfirmed Sighting of Kenny Crabtree - A Confirmed Sighting of a Pittsburgh Steelers Air Freshener (A S. Whitacre Photo) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/huttig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Huttig</image:title><image:caption>The Harry &amp; Kate Huttig Mausoleum - Not Your Average Tombstone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/blueangel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueangel</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Angel - Right Hand Removed To Break the Curse?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/6410_1085386654800_1230395544_30221996_5739916_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6410_1085386654800_1230395544_30221996_5739916_n</image:title><image:caption>Crabbers on Bike.  In the Middle of Street as Usual (S Whitacre Photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-10T00:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/22/my-hometown-part-iii-check-out-those-melons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chicken-duck_close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken-duck_close</image:title><image:caption>Only this chicken ducks mom could love it.  Not sure if mom was the chicken or the duck.  Picture borrowed from http://www.kadavy.net/blog/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/keelboat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keelboat</image:title><image:caption>Fun &amp; Hilarity on the Keelboat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/p70492b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>p70492b</image:title><image:caption>Not great boots for walking in sand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-13T02:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/04/joey-chestnut-american-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1291853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>57829705</image:title><image:caption>Joe Chestnut - Our Hot Dog Eating Hero with the formidable Kobayashi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/350px-washington_crossing_the_delaware1.png</image:loc><image:title>350px-Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/350px-washington_crossing_the_delaware.png</image:loc><image:title>350px-Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-08-03T00:29:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2009-08-03T00:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/26/the-satirical-influences-of-mark-twain-and-ralph-hilbrant/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-30T20:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/01/my-hometown-part-ii-they-found-what-in-a-ketchup-bottle/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-26T01:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/07/18/new-chevy-hot-dog-scrapped-amid-safety-concerns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wienermobile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wienermobile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://smallballreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/weinermobile-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weinermobile 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-07-23T01:11:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/06/04/exploit-this/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-19T23:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/06/02/gm-needs-to-make-the-cars-we-want-like-the-duck/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-03T16:15:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/06/24/my-hometown-part-i-the-man-and-his-clam/</loc><lastmod>2017-08-12T17:28:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/10/this-summer-on-small-ball-saturday-by-anthony-liebrandt/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-03T01:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/12/aliens-will-negotiate-but-with-humans-or-moko-the-dolphin/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-05T12:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/14/i-wasnt-going-to-be-that-dad/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-03T01:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/19/my-turn-by-trash-toter/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-28T15:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/22/beware-of-the-ice-cream-man/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-14T01:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/06/09/murmuring-ponds-hoa-exploratory-committee/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-26T15:19:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com/2009/05/10/who%e2%80%99s-your-daddy-it-often-makes-a-difference-in-horse-racing-politics/</loc><lastmod>2009-07-03T00:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://smallballreport.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2018-05-17T07:46:09+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
